You didn’t just learn everything—you absorbed it through late-night documentaries, questionable rabbit holes, and sheer intellectual arrogance. This ultra-soft black tee features a bold yellow world map and a cheeky declaration of your trivia dominance. It’s the perfect uniform for anyone who corrects their friends, wins bar quizzes, and casually drops facts that make people uncomfortable.
Whether you’re sipping coffee, schooling your coworkers, or just want to look smart while being insufferable, this tee delivers laughs, comfort, and just the right amount of intellectual menace.
Wear it. Own it. Correct someone.
Warning: Side effects include smugness, eye rolls from loved ones, and a deep distrust of maps without borders.