StainedLogic Moist Enough to Survive Christmas | Funny Dark Humor Holiday T-Shirt

Moist. Just moist enough to endure another round of passive-aggressive casserole critiques, unsolicited life advice, and the annual rehashing of That One Incident from 2009. This roasted ham isn’t just dinner—it’s a metaphor for your emotional state. Glazed, garnished, and dead inside. Printed on a black tee so soft it feels like emotional suppression wrapped in cotton, this shirt is your armor for surviving the holidays with your dignity medium-rare.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever whispered “I’m fine” while chewing through dry turkey and existential dread. Whether you’re the black sheep, the reluctant host, or the one who brought boxed wine and bad decisions, this tee says what you’re too polite to scream: moist enough to survive, but barely.

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