StainedLogic Elf PTSD: The Christmas Casualty Tee

Forget “season’s greetings”—this elf is broadcasting “season’s trauma.” Eyes X’d out, smile plastered on like someone who just survived a gingerbread massacre, he’s the patron saint of holiday burnout. Printed on a tee so soft it feels like denial, this shirt is your armor against the relentless cheer machine. Perfect for dodging carolers, enduring mall Santas, or explaining to your family why you’re “just tired.” Spoiler: you’re not tired. You’ve seen too much. And now, thanks to this shirt, everyone else will know it too.